Robo Squirrels

(In the suburbs) ”ZOOM!” ”Whoops! My underpants fell out of my pants again,” said Speedy Gonzalez zooming nearby. ”Dude,” said Rocket, blasting a tazer dart shaped like a demon’s head towards a robo squirrel from his hands in the moonlight. ”Don’t you have your flex-o-grabit undies on?” ”No and yes. All because Mixer mixed regular underwear and flex-o-what’s it together!” ”Boom!” went robo squirrels everywhere. You see robo squirrels are evil, I mean evil, and they aren’t too smart. But they couldn’t plan their attack better than on scary Halloween night. ”Boom, bang, pow kabang!!” Went squirrels everywhere. ”Yeah!” yelled Mixer, Rocket, and Speedy Gonzalez. They had combined their powers together and blew up all of the robo squirrels. Then out of nowhere (which was really behind them) came a very scary scream. (theme music: “Du du duuuuu!”) It was really the robo king of the squirrels, (half blown up) and he said, “I will return,” and he disappeared into the dark mist.

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