on My cousin showed me this video made completely of computers. And the guy with the glowing ring on his thumb will do something really cool with it at exactly 56 seconds into the video so watch him and see what he does!!
on Honestly, if I found $100, my sinful, human, natural instinct would be to just takes the money and run, although if I did, I would feel really guilty, and somebody might be looking for the money, and I (if I hadn’t’ve already spent the money) would have to hide or spend the wad of cash real quick. And pretty soon, that person would be convinced that the money’s probably somewhere in their house. Yeah, you could buy something pretty decent with $100, but as I said earlier, you would feel real guilty.
on Yes, I think us kids should get paid to go to school because:
1. Adults need to do everything they can to keep kids in school.
2. Us kids like money. Oh I’m sorry, we love money.
3. I think that the state should also pay us for our good grades
And that’s what I think.
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on Today my mom and I went to dictionary.com to look up a word and there was a fact that the website had for the viewers. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is ”Longest word in the world”. If you want to find out how to say this word click here
on My Dad found this really hillarious video. ENJOY!!!
on “Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!” I was on a snow-tube, going full speed, being pulled behind a four-wheeler. Oh, and by the way, I was about to hit a fully-grown tree.
Flashback: only an hour before– ”Can we use your four-wheeler?” I asked my grandma hopefully.
At the last second: Fwoosh! My dad pulled me away from death.
We did that again a few more times, but then my mom got on the snow-tube with me.
Fwap fwap fwap fwap! CRACK! We got lodged in our fir trees. But instead of helping us out of the trees, my dad just got out, looked at us, and got back in the four-wheeler, and towed us out that way.
Pretty soon, the tube got a hole in it. After that horror ride, I had just a few scratches, but it was fun.
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I was camping in DeGray State Park, and there was an activity where you eat bugs to experience nature, you don’t have to, but you can. Well, I decided to go, so my mom, my dad and me, jumped in the truck and left to go eat bugs…
A little while later, we arrived at the location of the ”contest” and I ran (we got there a little late) to go sit down. First the interpreter passed out larvae and I grabbed one (cheddar cheese flavored). Then he passed out crickets and my parents grabbed one each for themselves (bacon and cheese flavored). Then he announced, ”Bug Eaters, on your mark, get set…” The following video will address the horror that unfolded for bug eating….
on (In the suburbs) ”ZOOM!” ”Whoops! My underpants fell out of my pants again,” said Speedy Gonzalez zooming nearby. ”Dude,” said Rocket, blasting a tazer dart shaped like a demon’s head towards a robo squirrel from his hands in the moonlight. ”Don’t you have your flex-o-grabit undies on?” ”No and yes. All because Mixer mixed regular underwear and flex-o-what’s it together!” ”Boom!” went robo squirrels everywhere. You see robo squirrels are evil, I mean evil, and they aren’t too smart. But they couldn’t plan their attack better than on scary Halloween night. ”Boom, bang, pow kabang!!” Went squirrels everywhere. ”Yeah!” yelled Mixer, Rocket, and Speedy Gonzalez. They had combined their powers together and blew up all of the robo squirrels. Then out of nowhere (which was really behind them) came a very scary scream. (theme music: “Du du duuuuu!”) It was really the robo king of the squirrels, (half blown up) and he said, “I will return,” and he disappeared into the dark mist.
on I was going to have to get some spots taken off. It took an hour to get in get in, but finally I did. My dad was the only family member there with me. The doctor got out a freeze ”gun”. Then he started to zap my spots with 600 some odd number degrees below zero. At first it felt kind of good, but then ”Grayeldaga!” I bellowed and grunted. By then I was squeezing my arm really hard. Words can’t express the growing agony. And my face was unexplainable . Finally, he stopped. Of course it still hurt worse than a toothache. He was done, or so I thought. He moved his weapon close to my skin, I pushed it away saying ”Wait we’re not done?” ”Almost,” he said mockingly.
Author’s note:
This story was not near as predictable as a Hallmark movie.
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